End-of-semester evaluation form

Writer(s): 
Scott Gardner

 

The instructor

1. At the end of class, the instructor had chalk on his/her clothes ___

never

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always

2. The instructor drew smiley faces on my paper ___

never

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always

3. The instructor remembered my name ___

never

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once

4. The instructor knew what he/she was talking about ___

never

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not sure, but there was a lot of writing on the board

5. The instructor was available ___

by appointment through the embassy

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most weekends at the pub

6. The instructor was ___

hot

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not

 

The class

1. I was able to find my classroom ___

never

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always

2. The classroom environment was like ___

a wellspring of wisdom

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a septic tank of  stupidity

3. The classroom was equipped with ___

four walls and a ceiling

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Guitar Hero and a plasma screen

4. Classroom disturbances consisted mostly of ___

page-turning, note-writing, etc.

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birds nesting in rafters, earthquakes, etc.

5. The desks and chairs in the classroom were ___

neglected and vandalized

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well maintained and comfortable for sleeping

6. The number of questions on the final exam required ___

the palm of one hand for cheating

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two rolls of toilet paper for cheating

 

The school

1. The school is located ___

on a snowy peak at the end of a 10-minute ropeway ride

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on the 34th, 35th, and 36th floors of a downtown high-rise

2. The amount of time allotted for lunch was ___

too short

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so short that it comes before breakfast

3. Between classes, the “scramble” intersection in front of the school resembled ___

a cemetery

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a koi pond at feeding time

4. The recruiting tactics of the school’s teams and clubs were ___

criminally oppressive

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appealing in a sadistic sort of way

5. The school’s mascot was ___

embarrassing like “The Fighting Blister Pads”

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cute like “The Honey Faced Monk Seals”

6. I am honest in school evaluations ___

never

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as needed